Must See Like New!!!

Really?  This has so many things wrong with it, I don’t know what to say.  On behalf of all of humanity, I ask that we stop letting 13 year old girls design home accents.

3 set fuzzy light - $20

This is just obnoxious.  You are selling this stupid picture for $10!  Is it really worth the energy you put into this post?  The only thing I smell is a pile of bulls**t.

Ahoy matey!! You will smell the ocean with this picture! - $10

Just put this picture/window frame up and you will just about smell the ocean and feel a cool breeze!! This is a heavy, oversized window frame like picture of the ocean with a sailboat in the distance! Nice summery colors and a “shabby chic” white vintage paint on the frame. It is ready to hang, with a sturdy wire and hooks on side!

Very nicely made, not the cheap stuff today. I paid $47.99 for this picture, price tag still on the back! I had it at our beach house, but we sold the house last year. I don’t have room for it, and am heartbroken that it has to find a new home soon!

THis will be perfect in a windowless powder room, or in a very drab area of your home. It will immediately give you the feel of an open window! Great for either a boys or girls room too!

WHen you get tired of the pic, just have a mirror cut and placed on the back! Any car windlow / mirror store will do it inexpensively!

As mentioned, it is oversized, a large 22.5 “long and 18.5″ wide. Nicely sealed on the back, so can withstand hanging in a bath or powder room! Easily cleaned with some windex~

You will love it. Only $10– like an instant vacation to the beach, without leaving your home!!

You will be the envy of Cowtown if you snap up these beauties. Added bonus, they can be used for lariat practice.

horse shoe coat hanger - $40

horse shoe hat rack - $35

And the winner is You Want Me to Get Up?  That lovable, fat, tattooed man captured everyone’s hearts.

We’re ringing in the New Year Must See Like New style.  There was a lot ugly furniture, ridiculous spelling, and insane sellers this past year, but a few rise above the rest.  Here are some of my favorites; however, you, the public, will ultimately choose the winner.  Please vote for your all time favorite post from 2008 on Must See Like New.  Refresher pics and links to the original posts are below.  Thanks!

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Sweet Home, New Jersey

Epileptics, Beware

You want me to get up? and You want me to get up again?

Sex Chair for Sale

A pet peeve of mine are the people who write a freaking novel describing the crap they are trying to sell.  Like we’re all just reading craigslist for the witty repartee.  Exhibit A: It’s a plate with Mr. Peanut on it for God’s sake!

Are you Nuts? Nuts about antique Mr. Peanut stuff?? - $10

Are you Nuts? Nuts about antique Mr. Peanut stuff??

I found this Mr. Peanut dish in my mom’s attic a few weeks ago, while cleaning out for her move to assisted living. I remember it as a kid around the house, so I know it is at least over 50 years old! I think my grandmother or mom bought it in Atlantic City in its heyday, at the Planter’s peanut shop on the boardwalk.

It is a really nice piece of memorabilia and in pretty good shape considering its age. Just one little chip, that I think a jeweler can polish out on their polishing machine. No cracks, ets. I saw a similar one at the AC boardwalk museum down by the Showboat casino.

Only $10 for this bit of history of AC and Mr. Peanut. A perfect hostess gift for the holidays with a can or jar of peanuts! A real surprise for the “nut” in your life!!

I don’t even want to know how much porn viewing went on in this chair.  Do us all a favor and roll it out to the curb.

Computer Desk & Chair

Ugly (and possibly dangerous) table alert!  These things look like they could start attacking humans at any second.

coffee table - $50

3 Piece Living Room tables - $100

The designer of this chair should shoot himself.  It looks like a giant baby carriage.

Chaise Lounge - $150

ESSE LIBERATOR FOR SALE!! - $300

Liberator sex chair. Purchased it a year ago but we moved and just don’t have the room for it anymore. It is made my Liberator and the name of it is the “esse”. It measures 64″ long, 24″ wide and 24″ tall. It has a purple nylon, waterproof under-lining and a black microfiber top-cover that is removable and washable. We are also including the “mini scoop” for it. We payed $425 for it, brand new a year ago. Asking $300 or best offer. Alos, I have a book with different ways to use the “esse” I will include it, if I can find it.
Here is a picture from the website.
You can visit the website for more pictures and descriptions. I didn’t want to post them on here, some are X-rated.
http://liberator.com/index.php

Oh my, with an emphasis on the Oh.  This was my train of thought:

1. There is furniture devoted exclusively to sex?

2. Someone would actually buy sex furniture?

3. Waterproof lining.  Well don’t they just think of everything.

4. Someone would try to sell used sex furniture?

5. Someone would actually buy used sex furniture?

6.  I don’t think anyone would want a used “mini scoop,” whatever that is for?

7. Can you just imagine how creepy the exchange between buyer and seller would be?

8. Don’t click on the Liberator site if you are at work (but you know you want to).

9. I am going to get the worst kind of spam from this post.

Jerry, would you like to comment on the paint finish?  Was that actually done on purpose (I really hope not) or did your demonic kid attack it with a crayon?

Dresser/Hutch - $55