Must See Like New!!!

There are so many things wrong with this table, the spelling is just the beginning.  How many ugly details can you put on a table?  I count at least seven.

COFFIE MARBLE TABLE – $75

I think this is supposed to be cute, but I find it totally creepy.  I’m definitely having a panda bear nightmare tonight.

table lamp (panda) – $25

Who wouldn’t want a teal leather sofa?!?

Leather living Room Set – $750

What the %$#*?  How many different fabrics can you put on piece of furniture?  This is like a Holly Hobbie nightmare.

Sofa and chair FOR SALE – $1

In case you forgot this site highlighted South Jersey, here are a few reminders.  Just enough redneck to not be confused with North Jersey.

Selling quads alongside furniture?  Why not?

Oak bedroom set 4 pieces – $300

And check out this classic beauty.

gun wood display case with eched glass – $200

Cheeta is selling her chairs! As my favorite seller, Ricky, tells us, “This Came from Hotel Jungle Room…”   Not sure what he wants us to think with the …, but I’m thinking what kind of hotel is “Hotel Jungle Room.”  Not sure anyone would want to sit on these chairs.

Two Cheeta’s Chair (Used) – $95

What the #%**#? Why is it that within 30 miles from the coast, homeowners feel the need to decorate their houses like it’s a perpetual Jimmy Buffet concert?

Flip Flop Mirror – $40

Well, if there was a flood, it would come in handy.

Livingroom / Sunroom furniture w/ Boat Table – $500

My sister-in-law, Jenn, is at a conference in San Francisco right now, and for some reason she was perusing craigslist.  Looking for a San Francisco “handyman” perhaps?  Just kidding, don’t kill me.  She came up with some some sweet finds.  Thanks, Jenn.

Not so smart museum thief tries to unload his goods on craigslist.

Antique Pharonic Egyptian Collectible Furniture [$10,000 -- $150,000 ] – $10000

What is this lamp made out of, Colorforms?

Table Lamp – Unique, Hand-Made – $25

Small?  This looks like it was made with very wide assets in mind.
Small Vintage upholstered seat – $1

This totally reminds me of the monkey brains scene from The Temple of Doom.  Why would you want this in your house?

Hand Carved Wood Monkey From Thailand – $50

What the hell?!?  Trap a bear under glass and call it furniture.  Sure.

**LOOK** BEAR Glass top table – $35